TURKMENISTAN
Kategori: Allmänt
Turkmenistan really took me with surprise I wasn't really ready for Asia I think.
Intense but I had a great time.
Because the ferry was a bit delayed I only had 2 days left on my transit-visa when I arrived in Turkmenibashi. After sorted out the custom and papers I walked to the taxi stand and got attacked by 100 taxi drivers. I picked one I liked and agreed on 20 dollar for what I believed was a private taxi to Ashgabat. Then the taxi filled up with 3 happy Turkmen and we took off.
Turkmenistan is about 90 % desert and the rest some kind of semi-desert. In the roads fancy jeeps driving and beside the road goats, cows, sheeps, camels and donkeys strolling around. My taxi company was "talking" at a level that almost made me deaf and I most say the turkmenistani language could be the funniest language I ever heard. Number 1 is brr, sounds like somebody freezing.
Anyway, after 2 hours screaming we stopped for food. They force-fed me some strange food they brought in cans and camel yogurt. The 3 gentlemen also drank about 1 1/2 liter vodka in 15 minutes. Then we left and their screaming was now a bit slurred, also from the stuff they put under their tongue (some kind of tobacco).
One hour before Ashgabat one of the men dragged me out of the car and introduced me to his 20-persons family as his future wife. I escaped after some smiling and quickly locked the door to the car.
We left the other 2 gentlemen and the taxi driver (who was a non-drinking good Muslim) asked me if I wanted to sleep at his house and I gladly accepted. I got more food and a lovely bed on the floor and his family was so sweet to me. His 10-year-old daughter spoke a little bit of English and I could have translation for the words I learned in the taxi.
Next day I took a taxi to Turkmenabat with an ugly, fat Russian who scam-ed me by put me over in another taxi instead of taking me to the border as agreed. In the other taxi was a little family with a lady who spoke perfect English.
Sometimes it is so hard to travel when people "taking care" of you because it's a fine line between having great experiences and being ripped off. Anyway, we talked about the price for this taxi trip while they were driving and the lady told me all the lies she could come up with, like:
-It's 180 km to the border
-We're gonna get back at midnight
- It's very dangerous there in the dark you're gonna get killed (okey she didn't say killed)
After a while I flashed my wallet and told her: "this is all I have" it was 10 dollar in it and actually all I had (except for a 100 dollar bill I couldn't change). They accepted this money and keep on telling me how nice people they were, and then she told me that the border is closed now. I just got soo tired, maybe it was because I hadn't eaten or drinked since breakfast and hadn't taken a shower in (let me see, the ferry-shower was just not usable, the family in Ashgabat shower was a big project to start and I did'nt wanna cause trouble, so that makes...) 6 days... so this is were I started to cry. And then I couldn’t stop. The little boy in the backseat with me whispered to his parents "look! the tourist is crying" and then they suddenly transferred into nice people. We arrived at the border ( it might have been a 16 minutes drive) I try to escape my new friends and went to check if it really was closed (it was). Everybody is running after me I'm still crying and it's a lot of people there in some kind of café. The lady is trying to convince me to go back to their place with them and I would get a free ride back and she insisted it was very dangerous to be here at the border at night, but I didn't really wanna go back with these people. A woman offered me to sleep in some kind of shack and I accepted. She gave me soup that I cried in and ate, then I collapsed and slept very good for not having a blanket and nearly a madras.
Next day I woke up in a brilliant mood, crossed the border in the rain and haggled so hard with the taxi men that I got a public of laughing soldiers.